im like pre stress stressed like im stressed about the stress that i will b stressed about 4 school……………..education is magical
"Those people down there, they’re never small to me. Don’t make assumptions about how far I will go to protect them because I’ve already come a very long way. And unlike you, I do not expect to reach the promised land."
i want to be so famous that people misspell my name just so it can be their url
that’s the spirit
OH MY FUCKING GOD DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST FUCKING SAID? DO YOU REALIZE HOW AMAZING THAT PUN WAS? THATS THE SPIRIT???!?!?! THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT YOU DICKSUCKING FUCKBUCKET THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT. THAT IS ALCOHOL. NAY, NOT SIMPLY ALCOHOL. IT IS A SPIRIT. YOU ARE LITERALLY LOOKING AT THE BOTTLE OF BOOZE HE IS DRINKING, AND YOU ARE POINTING OUT THATS THE SPIRIT WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY APPLAUDING HIM FOR DRINKING DURING GRADUATION BY SAYING THATS THE SPIRIT. YOU MY GOOD SIR HAVE SUCCEEDED TODAY. YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED IN MAKING ME PHYSICALLY BOW TOWARDS YOUR GREATNESS.
THATS THE SPIRIT.
THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT.
That is the best reaction to a pun I have ever seen
The best sign two shows in a row :’)
I thought you were painting me!
Shows that need to be on netflix:
- Sister Sister
- Fresh Prince of Bel Air
- Thats so Raven
- My Wife and Kids
- The Proud Family
- Class of 3000
- The Parkers
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters